Craig Kirchoff

Craig Kirchoff

Craig Kirchoff  //  Politics and the Web

Apr 4 / 11:19am

Picture: Rasbully

Since getting a Holga camera a couple of years ago, I've taken more pictures of our bulldog than I care to admit.

But this one is probably my favorite.

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Filed under  //  Hanky   Holga 135BC   pictures  
Apr 2 / 11:55am

Video for Tax Foundation: We're Number 1!

In our latest work for the Tax Foundation you'll learn two important things:

1. The U.S. now has the highest corporate tax rate of any industrialized nation in the world and;

2. The world's largest ketchup bottle (though they spell it "catsup") is in Collinsville, Illinois.

Filed under  //  Tax Foundation   Video   Work  
Mar 26 / 6:21pm

GREY AREA

(Apologies to the late greats David Foster Wallace, Joseph Heller and The Simpsons, all of whom would have a good case that I'm ripping them off here.)

10:45am
ABC studios 
Conference Room J
WRITERS MEETING

Edward Tryte, Assistant Senior VP of Primetime: Alright everyone settle down. Now, as you all know, one of our marquee shows, Grey's Anatomy, is about to enter its eigth season. We've called you all here because, quite frankly, we have no idea how we're going to pull it off. Every character has already been married, divorced, come out as gay and killed someone.  As of right now your job is to breathe life into this thing. I expect genre-shattering, consciousness-expanding art out of you - stories that connect viewers with the shared awareness of all mankind.

This is MISSION CRITICAL, people. So what have you got?

WRITER #6:  I hear ya chief.  I think I've got the thread of something here that can turn this thing around.  Imagine this: It's a weekday morning and things are already tense at Seattle Grace - Our doctors are consumed with the life and death decisions they make every minute, not to mention the recent adoption/divorce/professional epiphany they're dealing with. When - BAM! - the whole narrative gets inverted by a gunman who comes into the hospital.  Those charged with saving lives must find a way to perserve their own.

TRYTE: Come on!  We've done that at least four times already in this show.  The damn hospital has more gun-toating maniacs than a tea party rally in Chatanooga - not that I'd have first-hand experience with that sort of thing.  Real people terrify me.

WRITER #2:  Amen to that, Tryte And True. That aside, I've got something for you. Two words, Time Travel.

TRYTE: Go on.

WRITER #2: Two more words: Lucid Dreaming.

TRYTE: You've hooked me.  Now, reel me in.

WRITER #2: In a two-hour event, Dr. Meredith Grey finds herself unmoored from the fabric of space-time. Suddenly she's in an apocalyptic near-future where a single mistake she, herself made while distracted in a hospital lab has created a zombie race that terrorizes humanity. She must set things right, but how?

TRYTE: You've caught me.  I'm in the boat. Now release me.

WRITER # 2: In the second "very special episode," Meredith realizes the whole thing's a dream. But before she can wake, she must control her dream and return things to the way they were.

TRYTE: The creation of art. THAT is what we have witnessed here today. Book that one. What else we got?

WRITER #1: Maybe a little something about love and race?

TRYTE: Not bad. Someone check to see if anyone's done anything like that before.

WRITER #8: May I speak freely?

TRYTE: Quickly would be better. Profitably would be best.

WRITER #8: What if we're not giving the audience enough credit? I mean, we crank out this over-the-top, narcissistic stuff again and again all set to corporate faux-indie rock.  Isn't the real drama of life in the margins and NOT in gun-toting maniacs and endless life-saving or -ending surgeries?  You know, most real conflicts hide in the small folds of life.  That quiet nervousness, the subtle loneliness we share... great art -  REAL art - seems to come from a place like that.  

I think THAT is what we should be trying to create.

(Awkward silence)

TRYTE: you're fired.

WRITER #1 to WRITER #3: (whispers) What did he say?!

TRYTE: No matter.  Listen, I've got another meeting in 17 minutes - we think Celebrity Wife Swap has a real shot at an Emmy this year.  Let's crank out some more art here... 
Filed under  //  Grey's Anatomy   Television   Writing  
Mar 21 / 6:58am

Sending Video in the Mail

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We get to do some interesting projects at work, but this one was something entirely different and, in my biased opinion, very cool.

Thanks to the Technology CEO Council and our friends at Tax Foundation, we produced 5 videos on corporate tax policy.  The catch is that after they were all done, they were distributed by mail.  

As you can tell from the poorly-shot cell phone video above, (sorry about that) the mail piece is slightly bigger than a greeting card and not much thicker.  On the inside is a screen and 5 buttons which let you choose which video to watch.  The screen resolution is surprisingly good and the speaker on the back puts out some good sound.

A huge thanks to the Technology CEO Council and Tax Foundation for showing us this cool little piece of technology and for letting us work on it.

The videos are a continuation of the series we've been doing for Tax Foundation and are also on YouTube.

 

Corporate Taxes: Falling Behind By Standing Still

 

Corporate Taxes: Advantages of a Territorial Tax System

 

Corporate Taxes: Comparing Effective Tax Rates

 

Incent to Invent (A Technology CEO Council Video)

 

Corporate Taxes: Winning

 

Filed under  //  Politics   Tax Foundation   Technology CEO Council   Video   Work  
Feb 18 / 6:21am

The Inventor of E-mail on Systems

Important quote from V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai, inventor of e-mail.  From today's Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/innovations).

"The problems of today's world are not just learning how to build a computer better or writing a software program. A lot of that stuff is being outsourced, like in America. The big problems are large-scale systems - so the educational system, transportation system, relationships as a system. These systems are very, very complex..."

Feb 17 / 8:28am

A Sign My Rocking Days Are Over

The ads on YouTube provided a nice reminder of the demographic that is checking out the Van Halen video. (ie the demographic to which I belong.)

Tattoobald

Filed under  //  YouTube   advertising   van Halen  
Jan 21 / 5:28pm

Great Quote on Complexity

 "Sometime in the past decade...we stopped analyzing emergence and started creating it. We began building self-organizing systems into our software applications, our video games, our art, our music. We built emergent systems to recommend new books, recognize our voices, or find mates."

-Steven Johnson in his book, Emergence

Filed under  //  Complexity  
Jan 21 / 5:28pm

Great Quote on Complexity

 "Sometime in the past decade...we stopped analyzing emergence and started creating it. We began building self-organizing systems into our software applications, our video games, our art, our music. We built emergent systems to recommend new books, recognize our voices, or find mates."

-Steven Johnson in his book, Emergence

Filed under  //  Complexity